(Source: beyonce)

@2 years ago with 7037 notes
fuckyeahprettygirlsrockk:

PGR
@2 years ago with 2322 notes
igottastorytotell:

A WOMAN’S ALCOHOL CHOICE SPEAKS ON WHO SHE IS SEXUALLY…
When you look at this pic what do you see??? To the average eye you’d probably just see bottles of liquor. I see the many choices a woman can make to determine the type of sex she enjoys & how what type of character she has in the sack. Cognac, Tequila, Vodka, Wine, Beer, Martinis, Rum etc… I could go on for days naming the different types of alcohol that draw up the blueprints to her sexual appetite.
But what I’m gonna focus on, is that certain types of women drink certain types of alcohol because it relates to their sexual traits. Don’t believe me? Bing it. Follow my lead on this as I break it down for you folks blinded by the smokescreen. When I was in college and most of my bachelor life, I was doing research without knowing I was actually a field scientist.
BEER- Women who drink large amounts of beer tend to have sloppy sex & they’re less apt to have girly emotions. Cause one can only pick up a beer drinking habit around the fellas. 
Vodka- This is tricky because of the mixtures that fuse juice with vodka. But I’m sure of this. Any female taking shots of Vodka is one for the rough sex & one word answers. You’re the hunted not the hunter. 
Tequila - “Shots of Patron got me in the zone.” Women doing shots of tequila are the life of the party in most cases. She may dick tease you for the first few run ins. But tequila drinking women drink it because they wanna cut loose immediately and they wanna reach their inner alter ego quickly. Whoever she is…. (Role play)
Martini - The “Classy Alcoholics Choice”. The nine to fivers choice of something that she can sip, that will ease her into that tipsy, open feeling. Same thing in the sack fellas. She plays the sex game with picky, long term intentions. But on a business schedule. 
Cognac - Henny, Remy, etc… Look, if she orders either straight, make sure you get rid of that quick nut before you lace up the sneaks. She’s probably 2 years off of giving up Thug Passion. Which means she wants that “fresh outta jail dick”. She’s the real blunt, lets get to it type. A woman that knows of top shelf cognac is a connoisseur of her brown. She’s still the super forward type.
Wine - Women drinking wine wanna slow things down, converse and find the sensual feel inside the sex. They used to drink if not still drink all of the above but when they’re on that wine it’s all sexual innuendo conversations & light flirting. Depending on what type of wine it is depends on how slow she’s really moving. Reisling sippers are classy at dinner/functions. After 2am on that sauce she’s youporn.com. You’re welcome.
Mixed Drinks ex. Long Island, Screw Driver, Rum x Coke - They wanna be able to drink something slightly strong that’s masked by their favorite flavor of juice or soda. Basically the casual drinker that may binge on the weekend. Enough mixed drinks could possibly lead to shots. This could turn Gizmo into a Gremlin. You see, almost every female drinker consumes mixed drinks so it’s a tough call because the mixed drink itself is hiding the real ambition of the drink. So pay attention to what kind of alcohol she’s mixing it with to know what her sexual personality fits. If it’s something of the nature like a “Kamikaze” or a “Pink Pussy” she’s reveling her inner freak that’s under clamps. Long Islands or Jager  mixed with anything scream “I wanna get fucked up.” You find a woman that drinks Dark & Stormy’s (Ginger beer, Black Seal Rum & a lime) and you my friend have a woman on your hands with an acute taste bud for a certain lifestyle. Learn that woman top to bottom. Thank me later.

igottastorytotell:

A WOMAN’S ALCOHOL CHOICE SPEAKS ON WHO SHE IS SEXUALLY…

When you look at this pic what do you see??? To the average eye you’d probably just see bottles of liquor. I see the many choices a woman can make to determine the type of sex she enjoys & how what type of character she has in the sack. Cognac, Tequila, Vodka, Wine, Beer, Martinis, Rum etc… I could go on for days naming the different types of alcohol that draw up the blueprints to her sexual appetite.

But what I’m gonna focus on, is that certain types of women drink certain types of alcohol because it relates to their sexual traits. Don’t believe me? Bing it. Follow my lead on this as I break it down for you folks blinded by the smokescreen. When I was in college and most of my bachelor life, I was doing research without knowing I was actually a field scientist.

  • BEER- Women who drink large amounts of beer tend to have sloppy sex & they’re less apt to have girly emotions. Cause one can only pick up a beer drinking habit around the fellas.
  • Vodka- This is tricky because of the mixtures that fuse juice with vodka. But I’m sure of this. Any female taking shots of Vodka is one for the rough sex & one word answers. You’re the hunted not the hunter.
  • Tequila - “Shots of Patron got me in the zone.” Women doing shots of tequila are the life of the party in most cases. She may dick tease you for the first few run ins. But tequila drinking women drink it because they wanna cut loose immediately and they wanna reach their inner alter ego quickly. Whoever she is…. (Role play)
  • Martini - The “Classy Alcoholics Choice”. The nine to fivers choice of something that she can sip, that will ease her into that tipsy, open feeling. Same thing in the sack fellas. She plays the sex game with picky, long term intentions. But on a business schedule.
  • Cognac - Henny, Remy, etc… Look, if she orders either straight, make sure you get rid of that quick nut before you lace up the sneaks. She’s probably 2 years off of giving up Thug Passion. Which means she wants that “fresh outta jail dick”. She’s the real blunt, lets get to it type. A woman that knows of top shelf cognac is a connoisseur of her brown. She’s still the super forward type.
  • Wine - Women drinking wine wanna slow things down, converse and find the sensual feel inside the sex. They used to drink if not still drink all of the above but when they’re on that wine it’s all sexual innuendo conversations & light flirting. Depending on what type of wine it is depends on how slow she’s really moving. Reisling sippers are classy at dinner/functions. After 2am on that sauce she’s youporn.com. You’re welcome.
  • Mixed Drinks ex. Long Island, Screw Driver, Rum x Coke - They wanna be able to drink something slightly strong that’s masked by their favorite flavor of juice or soda. Basically the casual drinker that may binge on the weekend. Enough mixed drinks could possibly lead to shots. This could turn Gizmo into a Gremlin. You see, almost every female drinker consumes mixed drinks so it’s a tough call because the mixed drink itself is hiding the real ambition of the drink. So pay attention to what kind of alcohol she’s mixing it with to know what her sexual personality fits. If it’s something of the nature like a “Kamikaze” or a “Pink Pussy” she’s reveling her inner freak that’s under clamps. Long Islands or Jager  mixed with anything scream “I wanna get fucked up.” You find a woman that drinks Dark & Stormy’s (Ginger beer, Black Seal Rum & a lime) and you my friend have a woman on your hands with an acute taste bud for a certain lifestyle. Learn that woman top to bottom. Thank me later.
@2 years ago with 19 notes
karmacee: 

sooo…i totally have Pisces eyes!!! hell yeah…yup they are just that effin dreamy!


carlenek:

this is really trippy…i totally have libra eyes too!!! what about you guys, do they match your sign?
amylynnthompson:

my eye totally looks like libra! which is what i am!

karmacee

sooo…i totally have Pisces eyes!!! hell yeah…yup they are just that effin dreamy!

carlenek:

this is really trippy…i totally have libra eyes too!!! what about you guys, do they match your sign?

amylynnthompson:

my eye totally looks like libra! which is what i am!

@2 years ago with 325574 notes

You’re in an argument and you have a good ass comeback

99skyscrapers:

and all your friends are like

and you’re sitting there like

and the person you were arguing with is all like

and then you’re all like, YEA NIGGA FALLBACK

(Source: badaboombadabean, via missjia)

@2 years ago with 36185 notes
#funnies 
Shoe-gasm

Shoe-gasm

(Source: beyonce)

@2 years ago with 1246 notes
@2 years ago with 132588 notes
missladymillz:

Boosie.

missladymillz:

Boosie.

@2 years ago with 39 notes

Went to Bar Louie…my drink the “Diva” my meal…Voodoo Chicken…AWESOME

@2 years ago

missjia:

lol I wonder if Beyonce’s seen this here! LMAO (via @steenfox)

jamtastik:

e-is-chill:

bootygifs:

JAY Z back in 1996. Hanging out Uncle Luke watching a girl on girl show!

What the fffffuck?

LOL! jayz looked uncomfortable as fuck. she moved over on him and he had the “hold on, bitch, i just bought this shirt” look on his face.

(Source: crazyhottracks.com)

@2 years ago with 25925 notes
#celebrity sextape #jay z #lesbians #sex tape #uncle luke